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FLATLAND

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Capital : --- ---- ---- - ----

Language : ------ ----- ----

Major Religion : ----------------------------------- ---- and ---------------------------

Population : flat

Currency : -------- ( 4 -------- = 1 ----- -- --- ------)

GNP : $200,000,000 million

Selected Crops : Flat barley, flat sugar beets, flat corn

Selected Industrial Products : Lines, some circles, a few rectangles

Rationale For Targeting : Jeff, in a memo to VanderCorp: "Flatland would be perfect for my early stories, since many critics maintain these tales are two-dimensional. Therefore, they would not have to be translated into ------ ----- ---- to appear in the ------ --- -- - - Journal of Literature."

Fun Fact : Flatlanders are 11 inches tall and take the form of straight lines, triangles, parallelograms, rhizoids, ramboids, pentagons, and circles. You could draw a Flatlander with the right stencil set.

[Note: All country-specific information derives from The Borges/Crowley Guide to Places We Haven't Ever Visited and Some of Which Don't Even Exist Yet, Even Inside An Author's Head, written by Jorge Borges and Aleister Crowley, Volumes I—IV, Dee Publications, 1925.]

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