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AL SHARPTON
Language : Sharptonese (a combination of Windbagish and Hotairese) Major Religion : Christianity Population : 1 Currency : Sharpton promises GNP : Whatever the going rate is for a "dangerous buffoon" (Salon Magazine) Selected Crops : Controversy, innuendo Selected Industrial Products : Verbal flatulence, insane delusions of grandeur Rationale For Targeting : If Jeff could get published in Al Sharpton's brain, it would represent the realization of a life-long recurring nightmare which haunts his sleep every other week. Fun Fact : The Internet has over 7,000 web pages about or referring to Al Sharpton. If you would like more information on Sharpton, just search... [Note: All country-specific information derives from The Borges/Crowley Guide to Places We Haven't Ever Visited and Some of Which Don't Even Exist Yet, Even Inside An Author's Head, written by Jorge Borges and Aleister Crowley, Volumes I—IV, Dee Publications, 1925.] Flag by Mark Roberts |
Capital : Al Sharpton's Brain