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SWAZILAND

Capital : Mbabane

Language : English, si Swati

Major Religion : Traditional African religions, Christianity

Population : 494,534

Currency : Lilangeni

GNP : $1,122 million ($1,210 per person)

Selected Crops : Rice, pulses, grapefruit

Selected Industrial Products : Wood pulp, raw sugar

Rationale For Targeting : A recent headline and article read: "Witch Sniffers Could Contract HIV In Biting Ceremony - Mbabane, Swaziland - The traditional witch sniffing ceremony at this year's mass Easter celebration in Swaziland was somewhat tempered when the kingdom's monarch, King Mswati III, warned that the sniffers could contract HIV." Clearly, this country needs VanderFiction, and lots of it.

Fun Fact : The Minister of Agriculture and Cooperation can be emailed at moac_hq@realnet.co.sz.

[Note: All country-specific information derives from The Europa World Year Book, 1999, Volumes I and II, 40th edition, from Europa Publications.]