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MALTA

Capital : Valletta

Language : Maltese, English, Italian

Major Religion : Christianity

Population : 376,513

Currency : Maltese fallkon

GNP : $3,203 million ($8,630 per person)

Selected Crops : Cauliflower, garlic, melons, pumpkins

Selected Industrial Products : Tobacco, rubber, footwear

Rationale For Targeting : No damn good reason. "It just kinda looked cool on the map." - Jeff

Fun Fact : The Minister Without Portfolio in the Office of the Prime Minister can be faxed at 230673. (Please contact him if you happen to find his portfolio.)

[Note: All country-specific information derives from The Europa World Year Book, 1999, Volumes I and II, 40th edition, from Europa Publications.]