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Alien Baby, Modern Art & The British Library

Friends of the Alien Baby thought it might be funny, since the Alien Baby's molecular structure is such that it often appears to be standing still even while running, to smuggle the Alien Baby into the Tate Modern Art Museum in London, place him near an exhibit, and watch tourists commenting on the innovative "sculpture" as if it were part of the exhibit. The Alien Baby didn't find it very funny--the museum was hot and he's not a real fan of the post-modern.

The Alien Baby decided a spot of Earth culture might be nice, so he transported himself over to the rather impressive new British Library. He found exhibits featuring lots of ancient manuscripts, but, personally, he liked the statue in the courtyard the best--it reminded him of a statue of VZOSIDJRSI@(!(@$^#*, the great explorer, on the Alien Baby Home Planet. Actually, it kind of made him homesick. With 2,000 years to go on his Earth reconnaissance mission, he'll just have to get use to it.

...Click here to see the Alien Baby at the Millenium Dome...